Disapproval jokes

I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.

Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!

My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

I wanna date you.

Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.

I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?

When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."

My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse: the fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the clinic gave me the fetus.