Disabled people

Disabled People Jokes

Golfer

Why do disabled people make good golfers?

Because they're always handicapped.

People

Why do disabled people not like comedians?

Because they do stand up.

God

Why did God build a stairway to heaven?

So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.

Mum

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

Post

Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

Hitler

What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.

Force

What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?

Special Forces.

People

What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!

Shark

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

People

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can't stand up for themselves.