Why do disabled people make good golfers? Because they're always handicapped
why disable people do not like comedians? bcoz they do stand up
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell
Why are disabled people screwed because "u can't run or hide"
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy? A seizure salad.
Did u hear about the tiktok post that offend disable people, some didn't reply cause the comment is disable
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people? A cabbage patch.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk, 25 disabled people
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket league. [;^)]
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can’t stand up for themselves
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand Up Comedy!
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot on prison
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
what do you call a one legged asain?
tie won shoo
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
