Disabled people jokes
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.