Disabled people jokes
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.