Disabled people jokes
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.