Disabled people jokes
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?