Disabled people jokes
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.