Disabled kid jokes

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"

A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.

So I threw him out the window!

How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?

He can't run, just hug the bomb.

What do you call a washed vegetable?

A disabled kid that needs a towel.

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?

He couldn’t stand up for himself.

Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?

Because he’s disabled.

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.