Disabled kid jokes

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?

VEGETABLE OIL!

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"

How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?

He can't run, just hug the bomb.

What do you call a washed vegetable?

A disabled kid that needs a towel.

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?

He couldn’t stand up for himself.

A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.

So I threw him out the window!

Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?

Because he’s disabled.

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.