Disabled kid jokes

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

What do you call a disabled kid on fire?

Hot wheels.

What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

Sum ting wong.

My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.

We all yelled "Rocket league!"

What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces.

I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled kids.