Disabled kid jokes

What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?

A grape chilli bean.

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

I ran over three disabled kids.

"Cripple kill."

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"

I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

Sum ting wong.

How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?

He can't run, just hug the bomb.

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled kids.

What do you call a disabled kid on fire?

Hot wheels.

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."

My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.

We all yelled "Rocket league!"