Disabled kid jokes

What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?

VEGETABLE OIL!

A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.

So I threw him out the window!

Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?

Because he’s disabled.

Why did the disabled kid cross the road?

(Why?)

He can't.

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

I ran over three disabled kids.

"Cripple kill."

What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

Sum ting wong.

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

How does a disabled kid walk to school?

He wishes he had the facilities to.

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

What do you call a disabled kid on fire?

Hot wheels.

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"