Disabled kid jokes

What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?

VEGETABLE OIL!

A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.

So I threw him out the window!

Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?

Because he’s disabled.

Why did the disabled kid cross the road?

(Why?)

He can't.

I ran over three disabled kids.

"Cripple kill."

What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

Sum ting wong.

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

How does a disabled kid walk to school?

He wishes he had the facilities to.

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

What do you call a disabled kid on fire?

Hot wheels.

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled kids.

My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.

We all yelled "Rocket league!"