Digging Up jokes

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?

They both enjoy digging up the past.

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.

SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”

MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.

Mom: Shut up and keep digging.