What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Difference Jokes
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
