Newest Difference Jokes - Page 21

What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad

What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup? They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.

What's the difference between a orphan and a toy One is played with

What's the difference between a prisoner and a orphan One is loved

What the difference between me and a orphans parents I actually come back with the milk

Someone walks up to his dad and says Dad what’s the difference between potentiality and reality soo ok the dad says to the son go ask your mother sister and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for a $1,000,000 so the son comes back 5 minutes later and said dad they all said they would sleep with the postman so son petentilay we have a million dollars but in reality we have two slits and a gay one

Whats the difference betwee a pair of jeans and an african baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly .

Me-"Whats the difference between an apple and an emo" Friend-"i dont know" Me- an apple actually falls from the tree

After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped? While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.