Dialogue jokes
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"