Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Dialogue Jokes
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"