Dialogue jokes

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbor.

Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?

Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!

Wanna hear a joke?

Yeah.

...

What's the joke?

I said it already!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Apaches.

Apaches who?

Apaches on your eye.

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"