What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke? A stroke of luck :)
Sometimes a depressed person antidepression.
What do you call a flat chested depressed person? A cutting board.
What's a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it's bleach
What’s the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won’t cut itself.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging..
How to complement a depressed person: I like your cuts g
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet
I'm a gay depressed person would that make me a happy unhappy person?
How is wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
The closest thing in a depression person's life is a knife and his/her throat
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
what's something a depressed person can do that a regular person cant ? the depressed person can scan them self
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
What do you say to a depression person? I like ya cut g
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
