What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
