Dentistry jokes
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
I'll put white in your smile.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.