Dentistry jokes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
I'll put white in your smile.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"
The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."
"You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."
A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."
"No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."
"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.