Dentistry jokes
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
I'll put white in your smile.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.