Dentistry jokes
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"
The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."
"You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."
A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."
"No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."
"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
I'll put white in your smile.