Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
Lostin Flowers14 days ago What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
i can make a word with those \DICK
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
