Demon jokes

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

Me: uses the crucifix.

Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana!

When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"

What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."

Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"

A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.

Demon: Why you sad?

Guy: I’m in hell, can’t you see?

Demon: Well, we have fun here at hell.

Guy: Really? Nice.

Demon: We do sleeping in on Mondays.

Guy: OoOoOo

Demon: Tuesdays we swim in our lava or dive in fire. If you die, you’re already dead ☠️

Guy: Ok, does that mean I’m a ghost?

Demon: No, you're not a ghost.

Demon: Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺

Guy: Ooooooo, I can’t wait 😜

Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die, and you're already dead, remember that?

Guy: Ok, but I am dead, and if I die again, I was already dead, right?

Demon: Yup.

Demon: I have a question: Are you gay, and do you like kissing fire girls, and if you die, you are already dead?

Guy: Ummm, I am not gay, and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱

Demon: Then you won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday, heheh.

Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell 🪦🏴‍☠️☠️☠️💀

Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now.

What does my head and hell have in common?

They both have demons in them.

Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?

Because he couldn't breathe.

The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.

What’s the opposite of an exorcism?

It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.