Delivery jokes

Why is Santa's sack so big?

He only comes once a year.

What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"