Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Deletion Jokes
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
We have decided to delete this part of this site on 10/24/2022.
If I die, delete my search history.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
Hi guys, it's Gwen. Good morning, people! Just to let you know, I am deleting my account tomorrow.
Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
