Deep jokes

I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.

Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.

Husband: let’s do this.

Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!

What's the best part of having sex with a baby?

Deep throat and anal at the same time.

I go balls deep in your mum with no power.

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?