Dead Baby

Dead Baby Jokes

Baby

What's the grossest thing ever?

A bag of dead babies.

What's even more gross?

The bottom one is still wriggling!

Baby

How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?

A blender.

How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?

A straw.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

    You can't fuck a rock.

    Baby

    What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.

    Santa Claus

    What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?

    Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

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  • Baby

    What's better than a pile of dead babies?

    One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.

    Baby

    What's yellow and can't swim?

    A school bus full of dead babies.

    Baby

    What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

    I don't own a Ferrari.

    Skeleton

    What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?

    There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.

    Difference

    What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

    I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

    Baby

    There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.

    A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.

    Baby

    What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

    One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

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  • Baby

    What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?

    My dick.

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  • Baby

    What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.

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  • Baby

    What does a dead baby look like?

    I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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  • Baby

    What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?

    Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...

    Baby

    How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?

    It depends on how hard you throw them.

    Baby

    What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

    I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.