What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a car in my garage.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
