How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One at the bottom that's still alive.
What's worse than that?
It's forced to eat its way out.
What's even worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies.
Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.
Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out.
Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
