What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de twintowers.
Roses are red violets are blue Alexander Boris de piffle had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
sa sent quoi un pête de cloun (sa sent drôle!)
You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?
m to de b m to de b = master bate
Le fishe de la toilette [Plays french music]
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Someone asked me where to find de wae? I replied with:oh de wea thats a shop its down the road
So there's Fred and Frank, now they've been 2 friends for years, but Fred see he's depressed. Badly. Either way, so F+F are texting each other and here's how is goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge to harshly)
Frank: Yo Fred: hi... Frank: u heard about de competition? Fred: yeah.... Frank: You wanna hang out? Fred: ....... Frank: what? I've got some noose (news) for you Fred: ... I( Frank: fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan tho. We don't wanna be hanging on the end. Fred: *sigh* you know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
I wanna be the berry best, like no won ever was. To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel a cross the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to Under-strand, the lower that’s in Sike. Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my pest friend, In a whirl’d you must de-blend, Poke him on! Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all! Pokemon!
