Question: what is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke? Answer: one is 10 babies in a trash can the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why cant orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old
Dark Jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Dark Jokes R Like Pupies:
Once they come out they r trash but one it starts to get older that’s when it’s noticed but when it gets to old u either proclaim it dead or never talk about it
( I would never do dat though I love pupies )
Dark jokes are like Antarctica
The're cold
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke
Row Row Row your boat Gently down the stream Merrily merrily merrily I can make you scream
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
