The difference between dark jokes and morbid is,
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can, and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Dark Jokes Jokes
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
