Dark jokes jokes
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer…
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.