What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
What is the same between water and dark jokes? Not everyone gets it!
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all
HI! It's the kid with another dark joke! on this episode: ORPHANS!
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Do you want to hear a dark joke let me turn the lights off
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple. Apple's get picked.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
