Dark jokes jokes
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students