Dark jokes jokes

Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.

Dr. Seuss dark jokes.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

What is the same between water and dark jokes?

Not everyone gets it!

Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"

Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.

Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?

Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.

Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!

What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?

Not everyone gets it!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>

I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.

Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!

Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.

And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"

Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.