Q: Why was the tower of pisa leaning? A: because it had better reflexes than the twin towers
Dr Suess Dark jokes HEY THERE LITTLE MISTER IM DATING YOUR SISTER!!!
My friend: I want to cut myself. Me: No don’t do that. *hands lighter* do this instead.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one. Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
what are africans composed of 99% coca cola
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire. l V
I set a gay person. We now call him LGBBQ.
*School shooting : Happens* Foreign Exchange Student: *Starts sobbing under desk* American Student: "First time?"
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks
What’s it called when you give emo some rope as a present? Murder.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
Ya dads a cunt
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none they both go up in flames.
Boss: Have a good day Me: *goes home*
