Dark Comedy jokes
Q: What's an emo's favourite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.