What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
Dairy Product Jokes
Oh, he needs some milk!
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.