Dairy Product jokes
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
Oh, he needs some milk!
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What do ghosts put on their bagels 馃ク?
Scream Cheese 馃槺.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.