Crisis jokes

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.

My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"

The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?

A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"