Criminal justice jokes
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
This isn’t a meme just trump’s mugshot
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
