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The Radio Demon · 2 years ago

    • true fr

    The image shows a text on the top that says: "when your taking a shower and the spider in the corner starts crawling down". The bottom image shows Elsa from Frozen with a scared face, her right hand with icy elements in the air.
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    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • MOM WHAT THE FUCK!? HOLY SHIT, IT'S GREG! MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr. Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD! As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other. That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told her to take me home. Fucking delinquents. I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This bitch needs to be sent to the streets. 3
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    • Insult

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
    • A screenshot of a text message that reads, "Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, I wasn't born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low-level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers, you absolute gormless minger."
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    • Crawl

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • 1) buy a lobster [deleted] by My friend is in forensics and works on crime scenes. They find a woman laying on the bathroom floor with a head wound and live baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt residue. After 3 days of investigation, they figured out what happened. Long story short, she bought a lobster from the market. In the market, they feed the lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This woman brings the lobster home, inserts the lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter and puts the flame towards the lobster's head, so the lobster will frantically start shaking his tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from burning his head too long, the lobster, being dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This woman then goes to pee and sees live baby shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks out, falls, and cracks her head open on the bathtub and dies. it happened in Chicago in 2001 ? --- 14 1) wait for horny Chicago 2001 "Lobster Love" Incident
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    • Online comment

    RapBoat · 9 months ago
    • A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.
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    • Wheelchair

    Anonymous · 9 years ago

    • My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

    But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

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