Man's line is back-court violation !!!!
friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! i'll be in court.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
I ran into a kid today now im in jail and i lost ma drivers license
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
Q: why do orphans love playing tennis A: bc the ball comes back
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 dollars in back taxes
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl
What is are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life
When I went to the basketball pitch I saw a man dribbling his own balls
why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in even a gay prison would'nt want him
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the consitution in freedom of expression
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy
