What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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How do stars die?
Normally an overdose
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
My sons into astromancy asked me how do stars die so I told him usually on overdose son.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
