Cosby jokes
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.