Cosby jokes

Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty.

What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both come while you’re asleep.

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.

What's red and got makeup all over?

A Bill Cosby victim.

"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"

What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?

Innocent.

What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?

The word "art."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby who?

Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.

7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.

All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.

7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?

Predator.