Y does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls r too clever for him.
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack mr khan and give him a big fat whack cos his teaching's got lack his system i will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack I'll throw him on the clothing rack on his seat I'll put thumb tacks i'll break his momma's back.... and he'll never come back @DreamBlue
Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎
What’s an orphans favourite phone? An iPhone 14 cos it doesn’t have a home button
Y don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner they open a shop
y r ofans bad at bassball cos thay can't hit home runs
I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?
I wad gona stop for the cos but I ran because I was high (the song don't coywrite me plz)
when i aim this trigger it all goes red do you have a bounty cos u got a m on your head
i wanna die cos i lost my horse on minecraft
are u feeling down cos i wanna feel u up
Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
Is that ass a water barrier cos dam🥵
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps
Cos it's family size...?!
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book