The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*
Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
Social Distancing.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Cause their computers flashed, Virus blocked!
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)
Kid: I have the corona virus
Nurse: here is an ice pack
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R Whites in the other..I got into a hot sweat I think I have Corona Virus
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona? A Cor-owner.
