Corn Flake jokes

I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.

Corn flake.

Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.

Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.

Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.

My life is like... the shoe rack-

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

Me: What are Lucky Harms?

Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.

I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!