I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
Console Jokes
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
