Console

Console Jokes

Xbox

I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.

Post

Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.

Xbox

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

Orphan

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

Game

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

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  • Michael Jackson

    What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...

    They're both plastic and kids turn them on.

    Orphan

    What's an orphan's favorite game?

    GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

    Orphan

    Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.

    Michael Jackson

    What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

    Cancer

    Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."

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  • Smash

    When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

    Wii

    I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"

    Xbox

    I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.

    Child

    What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?

    They both get turned on by children.

    Cat

    Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

    I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.