Console jokes
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
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What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.