Compression jokes

Why can't dwarfs be depressed?

Because they are compressed.

You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

How many children can you fit in a box?

Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.

But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.