Compression jokes

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

How many children can you fit in a box?

Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.

You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.

Why can't dwarfs be depressed?

Because they are compressed.

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

اي تيجي اللمة بتخلص your storage

Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*