Compression jokes

Why can't dwarfs be depressed?

Because they are compressed.

You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

How many children can you fit in a box?

Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.