Compression jokes

Why can't dwarfs be depressed?

Because they are compressed.

You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

How many children can you fit in a box?

Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.