I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
Compression Jokes
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
