Compression jokes

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

How many children can you fit in a box?

Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.

Why can't dwarfs be depressed?

Because they are compressed.

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.