what is the difference between a woman and my fridge.
only one moans when i put my meat in it
Whats the difference between the twin towers and the poeple at the old folks home. They both collapsed
yo hairline over here lookin like the Nile River
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend? I beat both of them.
Whats the diffrence between an apple and emos? They both hang on trees.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
WHATS the diffrence between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know you tell me
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
you know boys have balls girl's have balls too
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter
You can pop there head off
What's the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile
what do emo kids and hitler have in common?
Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something
So I went to a church and I ask a friend is the picture on the wail is Jesus and dose it have three nails or one nails Oh Wait that not Jesus he is not doing the T pose that he invited
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
