Comen jokes

What do turtles and lesbians have in common?

They both choke on plastic.

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

What do girls and rocks have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?

They have no way home.

What does Kurt have in common with painters?

They paint walls.

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.