Comen jokes

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?

They have no way home.

What do girls and rocks have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

What do turtles and lesbians have in common?

They both choke on plastic.

What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!