Cognitive decline jokes

How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?

He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!

My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.

I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!