Cocos jokes

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.

What do you call black people in pool?

Coco Pops.

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.