whats the difference between 5 cocks and a Joke? I can't take I joke
cock
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others cocks and shit like that.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do
ya i have a hydro flask h- My y- Grandpa d- Sticks r- His o- Cock f- Up l- My a- Ass s- k-
DON'T GO TO GHOSTPOSTER.COM THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO RUN THAT SITE ARE A FUCKING BUNCH IF DUMB FUCKING CUNTS WHO CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants???? A. A cock and a few hairs (hares)
why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket
what would you call a cover for your cock
fila is a cool brand. I fila cock in my ass
I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John's door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, "you little gimp get on the bed". Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded "what the fudge are you doing". I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back "shut it paul you have genital warts". John screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP." He then gives us it so rough i can't walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.
By Lewis
What's the difference between a bird and jam? You can ham your cock in a bird but you can't bird your cock in a jam
I went to China and said I have a big cock so they thought I said they look like a cock then I realised I said it in English
my cock lmao
student: what's the best thing in the world teacher: i don't know what student: hard rock cock
what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.
So you can't pay rent and you know your going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord but he's naked and erect and on his cock, it says your rent is due.
my old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking thru a field of dead babies was.... his cock
My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock, I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick but he said it doesn’t taste that bad so I’ll give it a shot
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and your ready to fire.
