Cock jokes
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.