Close by jokes

Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.

Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: You can't!

Stranger 2: You can.

Stranger 3: How?

Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.

Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.

Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-

(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

My mom asked me to stop making jokes about suicide.

I answered, "Don't worry... I'll stop soon."

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."