Close by jokes

Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.

Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: You can't!

Stranger 2: You can.

Stranger 3: How?

Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.

Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.

Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-

(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."

My mom asked me to stop making jokes about suicide.

I answered, "Don't worry... I'll stop soon."

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.