Clause jokes

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"

Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.