Clash of Clans jokes
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.