Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Cinema Jokes
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
