Cinema

Cinema Jokes

Movie

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Alien

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

Movie

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

Babysitting

Dating 101:

Here's what you do:

1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.

Captain

"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."

- Captain Jack Sparrow

Ass

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Patient

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

Orphan

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Shrek

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

Movie

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Movie

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

Movie

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

Orphan

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!